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Friend: they'd make a cute couple
Friend: well
Friend: ugly couple
Friend: but matching
Me: EWWW
Me: when i think of gay men kissing, i want them to be hot
Friend: lol
Friend: there are a lot of ugly gay men
Friend: that are in relationships
Me: hush!
Me: ugly ppl need to get it on too
Friend: aw you're like one of those straight men that is only turned on by hot lesbians, but is homophobic towards masculine ones
Me: whoa, what?
Me: that's not entirely true
Friend: “when i think of gay men kissing, i want them to be hot”
Friend: lol
Me: oh. well. okay.
Me: maybe you're right
Friend: yea
Me: dammnit!