Zomg! We now know what Kelka look like! And I had just called them to tell them that I can't make it to Albuquerque pride, but that I hoped pictures would at least be posted. They pretty much look how they described themselves and how I imagined. Having a face to match the voice is a bit odd though; they've been solely oral entities for years now.
Aw, I'm bummed that I can't go. I was going to go scantily clad in hopes of a Kelkian hookup. Sometimes your boobs just need the opportunity to speak for themselves.
"The number two reason why I'm gay rhymes with moobs."-Elka
"It's just some boobies flappin' in the wind"-KC providing a lovely image
"Welcome to the Planet, the podcast for L Word ferns."-Elka being cute as she screws up
"Of course I've seen a whale. I've gone whale watching. I'm a lesbian; that is what we do."-Elka
"How would you like a dolphin burger?"-KC, being her offensive self
About Me
- ShaneMo
- I am neither...gay or straight; young or old; masculine or feminine; white or Asian; fat or skinny; happy or unhappy. I love to write about and explore the grey. Because life is forcing me to embrace it. This blog is for all things queer: questioning norms, "The L Word," the Kelkian Army, my gay-related monologues, etc.
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