Thank You, KC

The Planet Podcast, Episode 402: Livin' La Vida Loca

Kelka are discussing how the episode wasn't interesting, and KC brought in reinforcements: embarrassing quotes from Elka...

KC: Okay, I planned ahead for this. I knew that okay, what, 5 minutes into the podcast I’m already bored out of my mind because… the show sucked. So, I planned ahead… What is this look on your face?
Elka: I’m waiting
KC: And so… since this is probably gonna be a little bit boring, because the show was a little bit boring, I have decided to recite some quotes that I heard from Elka throughout the week.
Elka: Uh…
KC: What?
Elka: WHAT?!
KC: You heard me.
Elka: What does that… that doesn’t have anything to do with "The L Word!"
KC: Well like I said..
Elka: [trying to avoid the quoting that she knows will make her look like a damn fool] We have a LOT to talk about in this episode.
KC: Yeah. Okay.
Elka: We’ve got new characters; we can’t possibly have anytime for that!
KC: Alright, well let’s move on, but I’m just telling you that from time to time throughout the podcast, I will have a few quotes. And the way we’re gonna do it is [takes authoritative tone] I’m gonna say the quote, and all you get to say is whether or not you did say it. I don’t want any reasoning, I don’t want any explanation. I just want you to tell our listeners if it was an actual quote by you.
Elka: So you have fake quotes?
KC: No no! They’re real!
Elka: Well then. So you’re just trying to get me to admit to saying stuff that I actually said.
KC: Yes! Okay… I’ll give you an example. Here’s the first quote…
Elka: This is bullshit.
KC: [laughs] Why? The first quote that I jotted down from Elka this week was: “Oh no! I accidentally took off my pants and now I can’t find them!” True or false?
Elka: [laughs True.
KC: [takes professional tone] Alright, let’s move on.
Elka: I hate you!

I was disappointed to later find out that this happened on a video game Elka was playing; Elka explained this on the forum. It would have been funnier if it actually happened to her.