Monday, October 29, 2007

Haven't Run Out Yet

"Where's my bling?"-Elka, pretending to demand gifts on her birthday podcast

"C'mon we gotta get t his podcast done so I can go outside and ride my unicorn."-KC, mocking Christians who use silly language

"I think he likes me...BLARGH!"-Elka, imitating the scene in which Jenny buys Sounder

"Your mom wears boys' panties! Your mom wears boy's panties!"-KC, predicting what Shay's schoolmates will say to him

"It's a total botanical dildo."-Elka, referring to the shape of a bush in Dana's happy place

"My dream shot of Bette is, she's like, "Fuck you Tina. Take you and your skanky ass baby and go down to het town."-KC, communicating how many probably felt during season 3

KC: You bought Slim Jims...you skanky..I can't believe you brought those into my house!
Elka: They weren't' Slim Jims; they were an off brand.
KC: Okay, that's even worse.

"Let me put my chocolate poplar into your white sugar baby."-Elka being dirty with her and KC's coincidentally perverted porn names

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