Podcrack

"I want a nostril reduction."-KC, admitting a body image issue

"You don't call lesbians nut juice!!"-Elka, after a listener called them "nut juice"

Elka: Are we Prozac or Viagra?
KC: Vicodin!

"Can I get a sippy cup and a tampon?! God!!"-Imitating what Bette would say for Angelica, the baby who is growing exponentially

"Didn't you ever seen a rap battle And by that I mean, haven't you ever seen that movie 8 Mile?" KC, making a good point

"I like to lick pussy on the weekends!"-KC, doing a mock confession for a Catholic priest