Cont'd

"Quit saying that, chickenface!"-Elka, trying to be creative, but turning out dorky and ineffectual instead

"He's a smoooth operator!"-KC, referring to Max's pitiful dancing skills

"My experience with poop has been vast."-Elka, sharing a portion of her resume

"She's like 'Oh you collect art. Spread your legs!'"-KC, imitating Tina's date (whom she fucked on the first date)

"Did somebody abuse you with farts?"-Elka, probing KC about her childhood trauma

"Do you know who Carmen is-have you ever seen The L Word-have you ever thought about being gay?-how about right now? how about now?"-An old quote from KC, stating what she wish she could have asked her Spanish teacher