Research

Me: i could easily do without the balls
Friend: LOL! a penis without the balls?
Friend: thats...interesting
Me: would it really be that weird?
Friend: well, maybe you can find a boyfriend that had testicular cancer once and had to have both his balls removed
Friend: perfect match?
Me: LOL
Me: i've been asking everyone their opinion on this
Me: every so often i find a topic to survey on
Friend: haha
Friend: i guess it makes for an interesting discussion
Me: what do you think of kirsten dunst?
Friend: shes ooglay. why?
Me: i think she's hideous
Friend: good
Me: but a lot of guys don't
Me: so i've kept tabs on all the guys i know and their opinions of them
Friend: what about lesbians?
Me: i should ask lesbians
Me: i started the survey like four years ago
Me: when i thought i was straight
Friend: what a lesbianish survey for a straight girl
Me: lol!
Me: i didn't even think of that
Friend: lol
Friend: well i dont think straight girls would conduct a survey like that
Me: well... straight girls assess other girls' looks
Friend: hm, true
Friend: but not in a sexual way
Friend: she annoys me
Friend: especially her character in spiderman
Me: i know!!
Me: she's an awful actor
Friend: i agree
Me: i remember watching spiderman 2
Me: and flinching every time i saw her face
Me: i pick good gross conversation topics
Me: e.g. the aesthetics of testicles and kirsten dunst