Snippets

This is from two years ago:

Me: I think I want to slowly become more girly.

Friend: Does this mean no more lightsaber duels?

Me: Oh fuck no! There will always be lightsaber duels. And I'll still watch Batman: The Animated Series

Friend: You rock.

Damn straight.

This is from two days ago (different friend):

Friend: I didn't like American Beauty

Me: Mmmm Wes Bentley. Mmmm Kevin Spacey.

Friend: Hah, you and your old man crushes.

Me: Shut up! Kevin Spacey is attractive!

Friend: I mean, mine are worse...like Anthony Hopkins and Ian McKellan

Me: Well, you better bring your dildo if you want Ian.

Friend: LOL

Me: And lots of lube!

Friend: lol/gross/mmm

Yeah, we're sick.