The Art of Bullshit

The Planet Podcast, Episode 409: Lacy Lilting Lyrics

Kelka are discussing flowers. Let's just say that I love immature puns:

Elka: My favorite flower is Chocolate Flower.
KC: Huh?
Elka: It's this flower that grows out in the desert, and it's really really small and yellow, and it only opens up in the morning for like an hour because the rest of the day it's too hot. But during that hour at dawn when they open they smell like chocolate.
KC: And that's what it's called?
Elka: Yeah, it's called Chocolate Flower.
KC: Why do you make these things up?
Elka: It's...
KC: Mine is the Butt Flower.
Elka: Smells like butt?
KC: No, every day at midnight, it..it rears its ugly butt. It moons you in the moonlight.
Elka: Is it in the Buttercup family?
KC: It, it opens up and then it goes [makes anti-climatic slap], and then it closes.
Elka: Okay, one of these is a real flower.

Bullshitting is a skill that can be practiced and refined. KC has mastered this skill.