Kelka/"L Word" Quote of the Day

Season 3, Episode 8: Latecomer

KC and Elka are discussing Max's elation after he purchased a fake penis through which he can take a piss and feel like a real man.

KC: Talk about the weenies in the bag.
Elka: I don't care about the weenies in the bag.
KC: You don't?
Elka: Max gets a box of cocks.
KC: With generic labels on them typed out with an old-fashioned type writer that says, 'weener that you can pee out of' or something, and he's like 'I'm gonna be able to whip it out now.'
Elka: Uh, Max did look really really pleased to be able to go into the men's room and pee at the urinal with all the other dudes.

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KC: Well, where do you think that you buy that stuff?
Elka: You can get it anywhere.
KC: A PEEING WEENIE?
Elka: Okay, have you heard of this thing they have now? It's called the internet.
KC: No, no, no. He brought a bag in, it said like...
Elka: It was like in his...
KC: Weenie World
Elka: Well, I mean...WEENIE WORLD?!

It still makes me laugh.