Random

"There are two kinds of people in this word: the kind who pee while they're on the phone and the kind who don't."-Elka, disseminating wisdom

"Helena and airport come back to LA."-KC, not paying attention to what she's saying

"Next week they'll all be wearing burkas and making meaningful eye contact."-Elka, bitching about the lack of fucking and nakedness in season 4

"Hello pile of dog shit, so glad to see you."-Elka, doing her own take on a Manny impersonation

"We're allowed to talk about what do you think Jenny thought of the fake bag o' weenies."-KC, stating her freedom of speech

"You know you've had a good life if you say, 'I made a promise to myself to stop sleeping with married women.'"-KC, re: Helena

"Is that a nipple or a seashell?"-KC, discussing a potential crappy sex scene on the show