O Kelka, Where Art Thou?

"Zack Braff is a woman with a penis!"-KC, attempting to justify her "crush" on him by calling him feminine

"We'll take the snowboarders, and you hets can keep the figure skaters. Anyone with that type of fashion sense doesn't belong in our community."-Elka, making a good point

"Well your ass doesn't have assnails...I hope."-KC, trying to objectively compare the grossness between the ass and the toe

"I hope like nothing else for season 5 that Shane shows up with a pregnant belly."-Elka, making a hilariously ridiculous prediction

"Sexy time for Jesus!"-KC, reading a SPAM mail subject

"They have a thing for big foreheads on this show!"-Elka, making an astute observation

Kelka theorizing about the audible fart in episode 404:
KC: You think that's a Leisha Haily actual fart?
Elka: No, I think she has a fart double.