Thursday, September 13, 2007

Offensive

fbaddict: im talking to this transwoman right now
fbaddict: i met her at pride...and she is OBSESSED with bdsm
ShaneMo: what is she? domme, sub, switch?
fbaddict: sub.. she was wearing a leash and collar
ShaneMo: way to advertise it
fbaddict: lol well thats what happens at pride
ShaneMo: true, everyone's inner freak comes out
ShaneMo: what has she been telling you?
fbaddict: i dunno, i kind of tune out when i'm bored. lol
ShaneMo: haha, she's like, "I love to deepthroat"
ShaneMo: and you're like "yawn, brian from queer as folk is hot"
fbaddict: LOL well shes a lesbian
fbaddict: oh god...she's is now telling me how shes going naked at pride once she gets her new body, and shes trying to persuade me to go naked at pride too. i told her i refuse to even be around naked people
ShaneMo: lol
fbaddict: is a transwoman's vagina really ugly?
fbaddict: like does it look like a normal vagina, or it all...disfigured?
ShaneMo: why are you asking me as if i'd know??
fbaddict: LOL i dont know
fbaddict: i guess im just scared to see it
fbaddict: so im not going to be around her next pride
ShaneMo: haha good thinking
ShaneMo: jesus you asked me that question as if i had an answer
fbaddict: i dunno, i thought you knew lol
ShaneMo: yes, i am an expert on surgically created vaginas
fbaddict: haha
ShaneMo: if a bigoted breeder asked me that, i'd probably be all holier than thou
ShaneMo: like, "how dare you imply that post-op transsexuals have ugly genitalia?"
fbaddict: LOL

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