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Me: I just think it's more interesting to take clothes off a girl wearing more gender-neutral clothes.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because then it's like a pleasant surprise, like, WOW, curves! WOW! boobs!

Friend: Gay sex isn't real sex; it's just messing around.
Me: Homophobe says what?
Friend: Well, it's making love, but sex is meant for making babies. And that can only happen with a penis and a vagina.
Me: Uptight Christian says what?

Yeah...I put him in his place.

I will end with a Dan Savage quote that he said in response to a gay man who was trying to discern whether his crush was gay or straight:

I'm always amazed that people who are brave enough to stick a dick in their ass, for instance, are too cowardly just to ask somebody if he's gay.