Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Sex Rebel

All of these anti-gay, pro-missionary position initiatives have me thinking about the core tenets of homophobia. One of them is obviously that homophobes consider gay sex to be wrong.

Why is it wrong?

Sex is meant for procreation, and gay sex does not lead to procreation: Ummm, yeah, since all the sex that goes on in the world is only for procreation. The number of people who have sex JUST to have babies is infinitesimally small.

People primarily have sex because it feels good and because it's away to connect to and/or conquer other people. If this wasn't the case, abortions wouldn't be an issue, and there would be no birth control.

Gay sex is gross: All sex is gross. Objectively speaking, sex is a weird, messy ritual. People make funny faces and odd noises. Fluids with not-so-delectable tastes and smells are inevitably thrown into the mix.

People (gay and straight) act out ridiculous role-play scenarios and indulge in strange fetishes. It can be painful and awkward the first few times. People willingly put themselves at varying degrees of risk for contracting STD's. Again, we do it because it feels good. And because of hormones. And love will make you do some crazy things.

Furthermore, if sex wasn't at least a lttle bit weird and messy, then it would be boring as hell. All sex is gross.

Gay sex is unnatural: There are homo animals. Nobody turned them gay. It's not like they get Showtime.

2 comments:

Eve said...

Ha! I am sure there's a whitepaper out there somewhere demonstrating "The Homosexualizing Effects of the L Word on Bonobos."

ShaneMo said...

The L Word would give them complexes for not being femmy enough.